Classified Report: Operation III

Organization: FBI and M16

Type: Weapon

Personnel: Dr. Von Honburg, Professor Durchdenwald’

Appearance: Swiss Army Knife; Green Camo cover, Expensive Watch; Gold covering

Report:

Zis Swizz Army Knife has ze 3 foot retractable grey titanium sword and ze handel ist a laser pointer which can ze kill a man. Ze hast a projection comzuter that projects holograms. Zit looks like a zreal zomzuter but ist prozected. Ze watch ist a shock zing with 3000 volts. Zit alzo can record 25 minutes zof zecordings. Zit looks zery zexpenzive zand pozh.

Operation Experiences.:

Swiss army knife: When tried, Agent 006 could fend off 19 skilled henchmen simultaneously, inflicting serious penis and lung damage to 3 and killing 16.

Watch: The legendary agent 007 retrieved Top Secret documents and shocked 45 people.

Most sucessful mission:

005 held his breath, careful not to leave a trace behind. Careful not to smudge the stainless steel wall, he edged his way quietly to the abyss that led into the secret laboratory suspected of creating nuclear missiles. He silently opened his swiss army knife and chose the hologram computer. 005 tapped the air where the ‘Use As Phone’ button had been on the hologram. He scanned the area for sensors. A camera turned towards him. It found nothing as 005 was already halfway down a ventilation shaft. He lowered down the central computer system with his silent invisible hoverboard. One shock with his watch and the guards went out. He hovered along, careful not to touch the immaculate sensor-filled floor. He typed in the code he found from his holo computer. With long, thin fingers, he slipped the USB Virus drive into the computer after scanning its hard drive. ‘005, I presume.’ a cool, sardonic voice said. He had just extracted the details when the voice had reached his ears. ‘Guards-get him!’ it rang out again. 5 guards swarmed him, 2 immediately dropped dead after a flick of his wrist. 2 fell under the laser and the last one was hit by a titanium sword. But he was too late for the final blow: a hypodermic dart finally felled 005.

He woke in a cell of some kind. ‘They had taken all of his materials and tools except for the ShockWatch. ‘Looking for zis?’ A german accent spoke, fingering all of his gadgets and devices. ‘That’s what you think.’ 005 said cooly. He schocked the scientist and slipped away silently, like water, silently, so no one to this day in the laboratory doubts the fact 005 was dead in his cage.

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