A Article on the new Machine that is able to teleport a apple

At the time of writing, nobody thought teleportation was possible in the near future. But after a accidentdental discovery my team has found teleportation possible. This is a brief history of the discovery.

It is well known that a finete teleportation device is possible and is used to start conversations as it makes a good thing to laugh at when the person sitting next to you looks left and finds his unmentionables on the waiter of the pub’s head. A group of well-known scientists said they didn’t like this idea, partly because it was making fun of science but mostly because they often longed to but failed to do those types of conversations. Another thing they did not like was that they encountered enormous problem in the project to make a infinete teleportation device to get a apple from one side of the universe to the other. Then, after a particuarly unsucessful conversation, one of my colleagues found himself repairing the finete teleportatation device while reasoning that: ” If, the machine is a virtual impossiblity, I just have to work out how improbable it was, give the figure to the device… and turn it on! He did so, and was startled to find that he had just created the long chased-after infinete teleportation device. He was even more startled when he was chased by a band of respectable scientists right after he was awarded the Nobel prize who had realised the one thing they detested the most was a smart-aleck.