The sly scammer

Billy MacBilly was back in town with a new money making scheme.

“Introducing Jupiter Dirt – the revolutionary, one-of-a-kind cosmic material”-and he proudly showed his dirt-“harvested directly from the mysterious planet of Jupiter!* Packed with “intergalactic energy” and “planetary minerals,” Jupiter Dirt is said to enhance focus, vitality, and even luck! Perfect for gardens, houseplants, or simply displayed as an awe-inspiring conversation starter, this rare extraterrestrial substance is your chance to own a piece of the cosmos. Scientists are calling it a “game-changer for growth,” and who knows what secrets it might unlock? Get your exclusive jar of Jupiter Dirt today and tap into the power of the universe – supplies are limited!”

Jack surveyed the marketplace. 

Luckily, no one was buying it.

WHY?
Because Jupiter is a gas planet