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The Convoluted Conspiracy

Ernie was trying to raise trouble yet again.

“Birds aren’t real!” he shouted.

At the side of his old and weathered den

He showed his documents.

BRX – Bravo Rock Air Command 

December 25, 1978

The diagram has been completed. Components can be found from a Walkman.

50,000 birds are scheduled for termination this month.

GOd bless you, and a Merry Christmas

Jack got a brochure and it wrote: 

As early as 1950, the genocide of birds have been perpetrated.

As much as 99% of birds have been replaced. John F. Kennedy was assassinated for being reluctant to slaughter them.

You can find the last remaining evidence here at Ernie’s den.

Jack laughed. 

He tossed the pamphlet to the ground.

What mistake did Ernie make?

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